Complication

"The world simply does not care for the complicated women. The ones who seem too dark, too deep, too vibrant, too opinionated. The ones who are so intriguing that new men fall for them every day. Most, in the end, don't quite have the stomach for that much person."

I'd like to think myself a complicated woman. I'm relatively intelligent, kind, smart, opinionated, and intriguing. Now, bring all of those aspects that are listed in the above quote and slap that person dead in the epicenter of Second Life (tm).

Where the bloody hell does she fit? Let's go through the common lists.

1. Strip Clubs: Knowing her, she'll feel that she's too good to be on stage, shaking her prim ass. But then again, she'll feel that she's the best looking bitch up there and no one else should be tipped but her. This woman spent oodles of hours upon her avatar, days even, months.. and she still hasn't perfected its beauty which makes her a beauty herself ;) She.. does not fit in a strip club.

2. Escorting Services: This woman has the baddest, most tasteful picture out there. She could be fully clothed and still turn heads on an ad. But, no one will purchase her, she will never make money. In fact, even if she did get an offer, she'd decline. No, she won't work as an escort.

She may can do something with herself in Second Life (tm), if she's a DJ or a Host, but that's as far as she goes in that department. She may even be bold enough to create things in Second Life to sell.

The roleplaying scene.

Its sometimes hard to find intelligent, well rounded women in SL Gor. Being that they're either cold blooded killers, or Mistresses who actually RUN and PAID for that city. But, as a player? Noo, you probably won't see her afoot.

But what you will see is those simpering idiots who are probably really fourteen years old anyways, and playing on an adult server. One well known man.. or should I say boy.. was actually caught and issued a statement: 'You probably are playing on the wrong second life. Please submit an age verification..'

Yeah, and those simpering idiots of women probably screwed that guy from high hell and back and now are sitting on their asses and shaking, waiting for the bomb to drop (arresting! Child enticement! Illeeegaaal!)

No, well rounded women are aware of that, that men who are playing as men in Second Life (tm) could possibly have found their dads picture, or a picture of an older brother or a man on the internet to slap within their profiles to make it seem as if they are the 'real deal'. Real women would know that not everything as is it seems.

Adult women would also know how to actually speak. Would you see them typing like a chronic asthmatic? Nope. Would you see them using words like.. 'ppl' 'u' 'ur' 'nao' 'nuu'.. when speaking to someone who could possibly advance their business, name, image? No. Would you see them wearing too big boobs, dick nipples and trolling free sex simulators? Nope. They already know what they want, when they want it, and can possibly get it. Chances are, these women are single, or their mens are already playing second life right at their side OR.. from afar. ;)

Real women are complicated. Real women are beautiful. Good bless the man who finds a real woman who would settle for NOTHING less.